oniscidea.nekoweb.org

hello. welcome to this website. it was made by oniscidea. it continues to be updated by her.

this website is currently empty. it has nothing interesting or useful in it. yet. don't hold yr breath tho.
it doesn't even have an updates box yet. isn't that sad. how pathetic! that would bring at least a sense of anticipation and excitement. maybe. nevermind. it has an updates box now apparently. not that i think it's made any kind of important impact.

me. my name is the scientific name for the order of isopods known as woodlice. i chose the name because i love the latin language, and i have been known by other names that sound similar to "woodlouse". unfortunately, i know very little about woodlice, so i am sorry if you came here expecting that. disappointment dampens the soul

fuelled by little more than fear, heavily salted crisps and rage, i crawl onto the web, weakly tapping key after damn key. i scour for music to download, transnational corporations to hotlink from and places i can write my own css. it's not much, but it's honest work

please, look around my website. if i didn't want anyone looking, it would remain an html file stored on my laptop. the "personal" website myth shall not be perpetuated here.