that was actually a depiction of me in the top left corner. yes, i am indeed an ancient wizard. i know, i know, i said this website was made by oniscidea, and i was truthful! i am but a scribe, scribbling down what she tells me to in a big book, and bringing it to life later.

FAQs
does oniscidea pay you?
well, not in your modern worldly sense, no. nor in the ways of the ancient world actually. oniscidea does not believe in money, itaque neither do i!
what are your working conditions like?
dark is probably the best way to put it! very low light levels in this cave, especially once oniscidea has rolled the big rock out the front over. i can still see just enough though, if i cast a spell for light. those kinds of spells become tiring after a while.
do you know you have rights?
oh hahaha not the r-word! onsicidea gets quite angry if i mention that one! its forbidden in the cave.